Found Porn

March 7, 2008

One of the blogs I subscribe to in my feed reader is list of the day.

They have posted a found porn post up that had me in stitches! I’ve seen the found porn in Chris’ Maxim magazine (I even sent something in once that Tom has emailed me and have no idea if they used it).

Enjoy!

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Spilt milk

March 7, 2008

I was working this morning trying to simultaneously eat my breakfast (of champions) Golden Grahams and milk. Tom is sitting beside me on his laptop reading email and whatever before he gets ready to go, deeply absorbed in whatever he was doing.

I am reading an email when I accidentally dribbled a whole bunch of milk down my umm cleave..damn it was COLD. So of course I made this weird warbley yelp and clutched at my chest.

Tom immediately is jarred alert and looks at me with all kinds of concern in his face asking me what’s wrong?!?!?!?!?

“Damn I just spilled milk down my boob crack!”

He leans back in relief and says something like “Geez I thought you were having a heart attack or something! You scared the crap outta me! That cry you made was the weirdest sound whahhahhwheahh”

Then of course, I get the case of the giggles BAD. He’s laughing by then too and says, ok here something else for the blog.

And he was right ;)

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