This just in.
Tom is now on page 8 of the Stockard Channing google image search, however my hand and George Clooney’s crotch seem to have parted ways. I’m nowhere to be seen.
I blame all those “ladies” in the media showing their baby-makers to all and sundry for taking over the word crotch on the Internet. Dang! Now how is George gonna find me? 
Oh and for the love of god make sure you have at least moderate safe search on google if you image search george clooney crotch now. My eyes are scarred now by what came up when I googled that with it off.
Just sayin.
Posted by americanuck
