September 23, 2006
Field trip day today. As my wonderful Hubby and I won’t be seeing much of each other for the next few days ( being on opposite shifts), I figure I will go-with and hang at the station for the evening. I wasn’t sure I would be up for doing anything more than vegging on the couch after the last few weeks I’ve had, but I think my blood pressure is back to normal so I’m there.
It’s been a while since I’ve been there and really for me it’s not exactly like going to work (unlike Tom where it is um, work) . I sit and read, watch what is going on and find other ways to amuse myself. A big boofy chair would be awesome but I guess that’s asking too much eh?
I enjoy the fact we get a chance to spend more time together on my day off even if it’s at work like on the ride in/home and of course on the lunch break so it’s worth it to ’sacrifice’ my Saturdays of ass+couch+dvd+glass of wine once in a while. It would be awesome if our shifts were more along the says schedule or at least the same days off, but what are ya gonna do? The weather is supposed to be awesome though I much prefer downtown Vancouver when it’s sunny/dry rather than raining.
The Boys are over at their Father’s and Chris has the day off so no worries about whether or not he has a ride home from work today. I don’t like being stuck downtown if there is any way he will be stuck walking home after dark (no way no how).
Hummmm lessee…. oooh Lotto 6/49 is up to nine mill today. I’ve started playing the same set numbers and signed up through ‘play now’ to auto buy and notify me if I win, much easier than the old fashioned way. My numbers have never won (all together) in the history of the lotto, not sure if that is bad or good but I prefer to take the good option. We could scrape by on nine mill I think.
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September 21, 2006

Motivation?
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Random cuteness. Nutmeg and Cinnamon have the right idea. Makes me want to get all snuggly myself.
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September 20, 2006
I have an extremely low giggle threshold. I can be sent over the edge by the smallest of gestures, expressions or words and usually at an entirely inappropriate time.
Once or twice at meetings, discussing serious topics mind you. The people didn’t say anything that was actually funny it was just the way they said it that tickled me. Once I start I’m gone. I mean GONE. I will laugh so hard I cry. The more people who look at me with (pick one) amusement, disdain, puzzlement, exasperation the worse I get. I’m full on tears pouring, hands waving in front of my eyes like Miss America and mashing my lips together to try and stifle. People, sometimes I have to leave the room!
Now what can make it worse is that Tom has a way to make me laugh like no other. Sometimes it’s him being intentionally funny (he’s very quick witted), sometimes it’s just him being well, a dork (said in the most loving way <grin>). We have a connection that I can’t explain. It’s like some kind of mind-meld and we’re usually travelling along the same mental path. Just one look and it can set us both off. Generally we try to avoid eye contact when something or someone does something to amuse us and yanno, we don’t want to let them know.
For instance when we went to pick up Tom’s wedding ring the lady was checking the fit of the ring, in order to do this she slips the ring on his finger and then proceeds to slide it up and down his finger over and over. I’m watching this and started to chuckle but tried to mask it with a cough. Tom did everything he could NOT to look at me. After we left we burst out laughing.
Last night just before bed we were channel surfing and ended up landing on Overhaulin (I LOVE old cars) and we caught the end of an episode where they had fixed up an old Corvette (made it a midnight blue rag-top mmmmmmmm). They had just done the reveal and were bringing out the ‘accomplices’ which were the wife and father of the dude. First they bring out the wife and then they start to intro the Dad and Tom pipes up something like “Your pervy uncle Lou”. I don’t remember the exact name he used but the guy kinda had a pervoid like face. He said this just as I was blowing a rather large bubble. I started laughing (into the bubble) and the bubble got bigger and then started to deflate I was trying to avoid it from getting stuck in/on anything, as well as inhaling while laughing too hard so I wouldn’t choke. The more I laughed (and I’m sure looked stupid) the more Tom laughed, and so on. I know, I know, one of those moments where you had to be there.
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September 18, 2006
You know those crazy little characters businesses use for promotions that have a fan blowing up into them and they waggle all over the place? Usually kind of tube shaped with arms and a head. Not sure what they are called or made out of for that matter, maybe something like parachute material or a very thin plastic. Stupid things but they are certainly attention grabbing.
Anyway there was one in front of a store on my route home. I think they put it a bit closer to the road than normal AND put it behind a tree that kind of blocks your preview of it if you’re in the curb lane. They must have had the wind on high or something because that little sucker was flopping and dancing up a storm.
Unfortunately it was also bending in half doing a ‘peek-a-boo’ at unsuspecting drivers. I had a good vantage point because I was in the inside lane, the poor person just in front of me to the right in the curb lane and didn’t see it coming. I think they must of shit their pants. This big happy smiling faced tube-like creature bending over and peeking into their car must have been quite the shock because they ended up swerving a bit. Fortunately there was no accident or anything. Then I would have felt bad for laughing.
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September 17, 2006
I am the queen of misheard song lyrics. If I don’t know what a singer is actually saying I will make something up. This can can sound kind of close to what is being said but generally doesn’t make a lick of sense context-wise. It’s not my fault, I mean if Mick Jagger, Elton John et al could enunciate it wouldn’t be a problem.
My friend’s daughter (who is a 18 year old classic rock aficionado) drummed me out of the ‘cool mom’s’ club when she found out I thought one of the lines from ‘Stairway to Heaven’ was “and every wino down the road” instead of “and as we wind on down the road”.. pshhh like that song isn’t over played and over-rated anyway.
Anyway, last night after Tom got home from work (around 1:00 am) we sat on the couch enjoying a nightcap while he decompressed. I was flipping the channels trying to find something to watch and ended up stopping on one of those ‘hits of the 70’s’ infomercials and we started playing ‘name that band’. Tom beats me pretty much every time so I have to keep reminding him that I was a kid for the bulk of the 70’s (cough*old man*cough) so even if I ‘know’ the song I may not know the artist.
So the song ‘I really want to see you tonight’ by England Dan & John Ford Coley comes on (Tom knew who sang it I admit I did not) and I started singing along to the snippet of the tune.. “I’m not talking bout the linen..” Linen?” Tom asks? “No? well, what are they saying?” says I. He laughs and says “I’m not talking bout movin in, and I don’t want to change your life” ohhh!! seriously, I should live here. I’m sure there are many more where that came from.
Two seconds after this exchange Chris comes tromping out of his room with his arm extended at me with a look of mock horror and frustration on his face and says; “I KNEW it was ‘movin in’, you want to know why? You WANT TO KNOW WHY I KNEW? Because I hear that song EVERY.FREAKING.DAY at work!!!”
Tom and I burst into a spontaneous chorus of Petula Clark’s ‘Downtown’ (another store favourite of his) and drove him screaming back into his room.
Oh yeah speaking of Petula Clark.. she also has that song ‘Don’t sleep in the Subway’ right? .. “I’ve heard it all a million time before.Take off your clothes, lie down, and close the door.”
*checks amiright.com*
Oops:
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve heard it all a million time before
Take off your clothes, lie down, and close the door.
Original Lyrics:
I’ve heard it all a million time before
Take off your coat, my love, and close the door.
See, it’s not just me.
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