Da plane

July 22, 2006

For a girl who hates to fly I’m going to be flying a whole lot in one week, once to Toronto on bizness and once for fun to VEGAS BABY!!

The biz trip is kind of a turnaround. Fly in Monday evening, stay overnight and then fly back after the meeting Tuesday. Because the last time I few over a three hour time zone change within a 24 hour period I was completely effin useless the next day, I’ve decided to work from home a half day on Wednesday and get done what needs to be done and then zone out the rest of the day. Of course that’s the plan, who knows what could come up in the meantime. The ‘Boss Lady’ (Hi Linda!) is cool with that. We’re traveling together actually and she’s taken my advice and will be working from home the next day as well.

We take off on our trip to Vegas next Sunday and we are in Vegas until the following Friday. The boys will be staying with their Father and the cats will be incarcerated in “Kitty Jail”. Taking them to Kitty jail involved a harrowing car ride TO jail with Cinnamon howling the entire way. She HATES car rides because she knows it’s to the Vets. She spent a lot of her time at the vets over a one year period after she smashed her leg (and re-broke it several times times enduring multiple surgeries to fix her). The thing is she got to know and LIKE the Staff there, so once she’s there she’s ok. They spoil her rotten, she’s their poster child for good care. The let her out to run around the office with the doctors and nurses. She does get fed up after a while and wants to come home though.

Nutmeg on the other hand, he’s not really that social so being in a strange place with strange people and animals around him isn’t any fun at all. The poor guys are shedding like crazy when we pick them up. It’s almost like they suffer from post-traumatic stress syndrome when they get home. They wake up like Vietnam vets having nightmares and are super clingy. We feel bad about that, but there isn’t anyone in our area we can tap to come over and look after them. Plus frankly, we don’t trust Cinnamon to be left alone for any length of time as she gets super destructive.

Once when my friend Dawn was looking after them (she lived close to where we used to live) she found the freezer door had been kicked open and everything had melted into the fridge below (popsicles, etc ack!) and Cinnamon had spooled a lot of toilet paper into a pile on the floor, then flipped the main part off into the toilet so it soaked up all the water in the bowl and blew up ten times the normal size.

It didn’t just end there either, oh no! Cinny also spilled her water bowl into the food and all the litter she had flicked out onto the floor in a temper, and then used her paws to mush it together to make a sticky, lumpy paste.

Poor Dawn!! She cleaned up that whole mess AND replaces all my freezer food for me while I was away. What a friend!! Of course I paid her back for all the food she bought for me, and Cinnamon bought her a lovely present and a “I’m Sorry” card. BAD CAT!!

Needless to say, that was the last time I asked Dawn to help. She still offered but oh my gosh, I wouldn’t put her through all that again and she’s not close by anymore since we moved. Besides, we don’t want Cinnamon to do anything stupid to break her leg again or anything when we’re not around. She’s high maintenance and it’s much easier to have a good time when we know she’s being watched like an hawk.


The importance of friendship

July 20, 2006

Have to explain a few things here…

My friend Lisa and I used to talk on messenger and/or chat pretty regularly, mostly towards the end of my first marriage when I was still living with my ex through until just before Tom moved up here for good in 2003. So basically we’d been talking a good 5.5 - 6 years pretty much single every day at least for a while each day, sometimes by phone, mostly by messenger.

In fact, I was talking to Lisa (Aka nicknamed “Shelby” on messenger) in a ‘chat room’ the night I met Tom back in 1999…

Now I have to admit, the messenger I talk to Lisa in, I can change the name of the person talking that displays to me, but I can’t see what she calls me on her side.. and she can’t see mine. We changed each other’s name displays YEARS ago…I changed hers to ‘Shel the Queefer’, hahem!

Lisa and I have lived and helped each other through a lot of stuff in our personal lives through the many years we’ve been friends, and we’ve always made each other laugh. Part of our affection for each other is to insult each other, it’s just our thing…I haven’t talked to her in a few months so here’s an extract from our messenger conversation tonight, we were just talking about how we had missed each other and valued each other’s friendship.(sorry for the swearing, honest!! heehee)

-honey_bee-: now before i get all soft and shit
-honey_bee-: let me say
-honey_bee-: you’re still a fucking whore
SHEL THE QUEEFER: well I want to be respected also…and you don’t get respect unless you give it
SHEL THE QUEEFER: well your still a KUNT
SHEL THE QUEEFER: lmao
-honey_bee-: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
SHEL THE QUEEFER: whew! that took a long time to come out
SHEL THE QUEEFER: lmao
-honey_bee-: just so we’re clear
-honey_bee-: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHEL THE QUEEFER: omg…laughing here
-honey_bee-: me tooo haha
SHEL THE QUEEFER: damn..I can’t believe how much I missed talking to you
-honey_bee-: had to shake off that sappy shit
-honey_bee-: Hey BTW I forgot what name did you put for me on ur messenger thingie?
SHEL THE QUEEFER: “Married little stinky finger”
-honey_bee-: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-honey_bee-: RIGHT!!!
-honey_bee-: HAHA
SHEL THE QUEEFER: was gonna change it…but damn…..it seemed so right!
SHEL THE QUEEFER: lol
-honey_bee-: u remember urs right
-honey_bee-: ?
-honey_bee-: “SHEL THE QUEEFER”
SHEL THE QUEEFER: roflmaooooooooooooooooooo
SHEL THE QUEEFER: you are such a KUNT
SHEL THE QUEEFER: lmaooooooooooo
-honey_bee-: GUTTER SLUT
SHEL THE QUEEFER: DITCHPIG!

ahhh friendship!


Everybody tell me have you heard? Pop goes the world.

July 19, 2006

Something about the smell of microwave popcorn turns my stomach and AS I had time to kill wandering around the store Chris works in last week before he got off shift, it just so happens that I came across an air popper that was darn cheap so I figured, hey why not?

Tom was making the popcorn the other night….and it kind of got away from him.

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Just a little…

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Ok a lot

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To be fair, in the beginning there are always those first couple that can pop right out at you, and then when you’re nearing the end and the last few come whizzing out, it can get downright crazy. Dodging flaming hot unpopped kernels, or even better when they come OUT unpopped land in the bowl THEN pop blowing out a few from the bowl.

I could hear the whirring sound of the last few coming then I heard Tom’s “Uhh ohh, uhhhh ohhhh” as chaos erupted. Popcorn anarchy!

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WHY WHY WHY did spandex come back in ’style’?

July 17, 2006

Now I’m not one to throw stones when it comes to gals that are packing extra poundage around on them, I mean HELLO! But for the LOVE OF GOD can larger women PLEASE stop wearing spandex pants? Especially WHITE spandex pants?!?!?!

To the female that was standing in the line next to mine at the Safeway;

I’m sure you thought you were looking ’sex-say’, but PLEASE have the courtesy to wear a long tunic or T-shirt to cover up your pink ass skin peeking out through the elastic fabric, the bumps and ripples on your thighs, cos girl, big jiggly thighs in white spandex brings thoughts of bratwurst links to mind. Oh, and thanks for that bonus, the dreaded camel-toe, yes for showing off the Pink Taco with a few escapee short and curlies poking through for good measure!! EW EW EW BIG EW!! (I just threw up a little in my mouth). It was like driving by the scene of an accident, you know you shouldn’t look but somehow you just can’t help it.

The only thing that got me through it was the guy behind me who’s expression was beyond funny. His eyes got all big as he looked over at you, looked at me to see if he caught my eye and then slowwwwly and every so slightly tilted his head in your direction several times while making that heaving mouth full of puke face that I’ve seen my boys make when things look gross.

Personally I have a big hate on for anyone is spandex anything outside of a gym, I don’t care if you’re Nicole Ritchie, please, put DOWN THE SPANDEX pants!!


Naughty Girl

July 15, 2006

You can’t turn your back for ONE minute on her…

Staring at Woofy
Checking out a neighbour’s Dog (through the blinds, nose pressed to screen)

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So much for clean laundry!